Twitter Updates for 2009-05-28

  • http://bit.ly/153lo4
    WTF!!!!??? Just another reason I hate cops…. #
  • RT @BlkSportsOnline: #liesboystell “I keep this condom in my wallet just for us love. You spontaneous right?” #
  • RT @BlkSportsOnline: RT @summer_g: #liesgirlstell “he’s like my brother” #
  • #liesgirlstell “I usually don’t get this f%cked up” #
  • RT @vthenoble1: @SaraJayXXX #liespornstarstell “baby she just look like me #
  • #liespornstarstell I only did it for the money #
  • RT @stlsmooth: @SaraJayXXX #liespornstarstell “I really don’t like all the attention I get…..” #
  • RT @SlutSlurs: @SaraJayXXX New!: seamstress – http://cli.gs/veMhLD #
  • RT @BeDaddy: #liesgirlstell I don’t do brotha’s #
  • #liespornstarstell “I’m not racist, I just don’t work with black guys because…….” (fill in the blank with any bs) #
  • RT @JaylaStarr: SO TRUE!!!! RT @massagemichael: @JaylaStarr #liesgirlstell “It’s okay, I’m on the pill” #
  • OMG!!! Check out the update on http://www.SaraJay.com….. Me and @JaylaStarr doing it ….hot and dirty. I love this girl….:) #
  • RT @stlsmooth: @SaraJayXXX #liesblackmentell “I never been with a white girl” #
  • working on my yard sale crap, drinking wine, smoking and tweeting…..I’m a multi tasker #
  • just one more stacker…..lol! #
  • I heart Chelsea Lately…..does she tweet? #
  • Chelsea Lately just called Tyra and assho!e….love it!! #
  • Worked out hard today. It feels good to beat yourself up every now and then.It also feels good to beat yourself off every now and then #
  • Chelsea says “if your gonna pull a 3 some you should do it with a stranger” None stranger than me…..;) #
  • RT @JaylaStarr: thats not gonna fit! lol RT @Hollywood_Trey: #liesguystell *pulls out Magnum XL* #
  • #liesguystell “I’m allergic to latex” #
  • Ok, must stop tweeting soon, too much alcohol leads to drunk tweeting…..which is bad. #
  • RT @CarmenHayes: #3breakupwords your sexually confused! #
  • Anything I say after this tweet cannot be held against me, unless it’s over 8in and hard #
  • ouch! lol RT @KidCalloway #itsucks when U skinny lk ti & U’re abt 2 do a years sentence w/ the general population in prison . #
  • Just got done writing a blog about me and @JaylaStarr….. more to come http://www.sarajay.com #
  • U know wht they say.. “If U dont use it, U lose it” How tru……where the f!ck is Honduras? I dont need 2 know that on a daily basis #
  • don’t tell me, I’ll google it, I’m not that lazy #
  • So there is a really bad earthquake in Honduras…… #
  • The bottle is empty, the bowl is cashed, nothing is on TV,it must be time to go to bed…… #
  • Morning!!! Yard Sale time! #
  • I hate connecting flts…land at gate A…connect at gate D…in four minutes…man…I’m not OJ runnin for Hertz..lol (via @djjazzyjeff215) #

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Our first meeting…Vegas

From the moment I read her twitter feed I knew I had to have her. Jayla Starr. I was preparing for our scene for weeks before we met. She spit so much game at me and flirted so much I knew she had to be for real. I was ready for a match… We finally got together and banged out a scene. We made some difficult decisions, but we chose our weapons. It was hard to nail it down because after all of our conversations I want to try everything to Jayla. We picked a strapon, double dong and even snuck in the Hitachi Magic Wand. BTW, they should give Jayla and I some sort of deal because we love that thing. It was great fucking Ms. Starr, but it was just a brief moment in our future history. She is such an amazing girl. Young, sexy, and dirty. She is passionate about sex-truly. I love kissing her lips and kissing her other lips. Her titties are so delicious. They are perfectly symmetrical, round and full on the bottom with her little nips pointing up. I want to lick them and suck on them…..mmmmmm yum. She is so petite and cute I want to put her in my pocket and take her everywhere with me. Don’t think I won’t try. Her ass is fucking unbelievable… round and firm. I literally can’t stop touching it. After our scene was over I watched her other scenes that day. Yum. She is a woman after my own heart, she can suck a mean cock. I know. I’m an expert. And Jayla loves getting pounded by dick. I can tell. Just like me. So we spent a week together in Vegas while this scene was shot. We went out and drank and partied and fucked, on and off camera. I really had fun with her. It’s not often I find someone driven by success and sex as much as myself. She’s as real as government cheese (did that just date me). Anyway, we spent the next couple weeks traveling together keeping up the same pace. The next stop was Miami Exxxotica…..

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Twitter Updates for 2009-05-27

  • Curse cheap Mexican food at 4am #
  • I think I’m gonna start watching basketball for all the sexy men…… #
  • RT @mredlover Finish this: One night I got so fucked up that I woke up_________! 2 days later! #
  • Went to the gym w/ @rnanth got my ass beat in class. It rocked! Ready for more! #
  • Dear anorexic lady, sports bras shouldn’t be baggy. #
  • #3stalkerwords “follow your twitter” #
  • RT @aaltomatic: Seriously, to utilize my finest wordsmithing abilities, the California Supreme Court can suck it. #
  • email, email, email….yukkkkk #
  • my brain is mush… I’ve been working on the computer for hours….. 196 emails done! #
  • RT @tonyrobbins: “To know you have enough is to be wealthy. The Tao #
  • Morning tweets! My bed is not always as exciting as someone else’s, but it is mighty comfortable! #
  • RT @jldmiami: Survey: Most economists see recession end in ’09
    http://bit.ly/Exrtw #
  • RT @johnzowest: good morning folks! words of wisdom for the day: life’s a pop tart. toast it! #
  • RT @Spangaloid: @SaraJayXXX Won’t Back Down: http://tinyurl.com/qlpky7 #
  • RT @Spangaloid: @SaraJayXXX Won’t Back Down: http://tinyurl.com/qlpky7 #rejectprop8 #prop8 #
  • Did all those emails last night til 3am and woke up to 42 more, ugh. #
  • RT @JaylaStarr: RT @BeDaddy: #3wordsaftersex “should’ve filmed it” #
  • RT @HIGH_TIMES_Mag: BREAKING NEWS-Governor Schwarzenegger to Address Legalization on Digg & CNN Today http://tinyurl.com/qwsjfc #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-05-26

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Twitter Updates for 2009-05-25

  • Morning tweets! #
  • #3wordsaftersex. “light the joint” #
  • Obama is asking for a moment of silence at 3pm today. In observance of Memorial Day…. #
  • RT RT @houseshoes: black macbook. pic of my son on the screen. stolen out of a truck in front of lafayette 3am last nite. (via @questlove) #
  • Having a hard time getting moving. Feeling extra lazy, but I got sh!t to do! Lunch, email, scheduling n get ready for next weeks yard sale. #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-05-25

  • Morning tweets! #
  • #3wordsaftersex. “light the joint” #
  • Obama is asking for a moment of silence at 3pm today. In observance of Memorial Day…. #
  • RT RT @houseshoes: black macbook. pic of my son on the screen. stolen out of a truck in front of lafayette 3am last nite. (via @questlove) #
  • Having a hard time getting moving. Feeling extra lazy, but I got sh!t to do! Lunch, email, scheduling n get ready for next weeks yard sale. #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-05-24

  • Morning came too quick this am….woke from a familiar bed, put my clothes on and went home. Then went back to bed….but I’m up now:-/ #
  • Beading my shirt for the Trailer Trash Party! #
  • no yall i meant Dilla….rip J Dilla!!!! they doin a tribute in detroit at the shelter..this wknd is the elec music fest (via @PrancersWorld #
  • Tweets are trippin…. Yes. I like Dilla. Yes. I like hiphop….I guess you didn’t know… #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-05-23

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Twitter Updates for 2009-05-22

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Sex and Wine

http://www.southbeachwineclub.com/2009/05/sex-and-wine-on-south-beach/

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