I made it to London! It was good to be back. It has been almost a year since I returned. I had planned on visiting some friends and shooting a bit. Olivia O’lovely met me out there. It was her first time in England.
I had the job of showing her around since I have been there many times. I always have mixed feelings about London. It is a great city; don’t get me wrong, probably one of the best cities in the world. But it is so expensive and the food is never exactly how I want it. I can usually expect to be disappointed when it comes to most meals. For example, I ordered French Onion soup (one of my faves) and I got a bowl of soup – no breading or crusty cheese melted over it. 
I ordered pasta and there was no sauce…etc… But other than that England is lovely. I took Olivia to the London Eye, houses of Parliament, Big Ben, Buckingham Palace, and a bunch of other 
must sees in London, including a little shopping. I was also trying to get some business done while I was there. I had made some contact with Ara from http://www.jumpoff.tv who took me over to Candy Magazine UK for my shoot. They were so cool over there a real pleasure to work with. We did an interview and some really hot pictures. I can’t wait to get those back. The pictures and interview will be on their site and possibly in their magazine. Our second night there we went to a tiny cramped little club. It was so packed and we were squeezed in. It was one of the “footballers” birthday, everyone was celebrating with champagne, sparklers, and cake. The next day I got to see my old friends Sensi and Trash. We shot a hot scene with Sensi and I. He is such a good fuck. I could barely keep my hands off of him when I saw him. He has a great body,
smooth chocolate skin, and a nice long dick. This man is a fine piece of ass – he can eat pussy like there is no tomorrow, finger-bang me like I wish there was no tomorrow, and fuck me so I forget about tomorrow!! LOL!! That scene was good…
it’ll be on my site soon. That night we kept it quiet and walked around Leicester Square and had dinner and some drinks at TGI Fridays. After a couple days in London we made our way over to Amsterdam. We decided to take the train even though it was going to be a long journey. We were to travel from London to Brussels switch trains and then go to Amsterdam. Olivia and I slept most of that leg. The portion of our ticket from Brussels to Amsterdam was free, which we thought was a great deal – until we got on that train and saw that not only was it an uncomfortable train, there were no places for our luggage and shortly after we got on there was a herd of people who got on to the point of maximum capacity and it was standing room only.
But we made it all 3 hours on that train to our final destination, Amsterdam. If you know me, then you must know how much I love Amsterdam. Portland is a lot like Amsterdam; I guess that is why I live there. I was so excited to be in Amsterdam…. it’s like forced relaxation. When we got out of the train station we asked if there was a taxi that could take us to our hotel. Even though it was only a couple short blocks away we had a lot of luggage and after all the trains and such we were ready for someone else to take the bags. The taxi dispatcher said that there was an event going on and that it would take longer to drive than walk. We didn’t like that answer at all….UGH….More dragging crap. The taxi dispatcher could see the frustration in our faces and suggested this nice little old man to take our stuff from us. It was the cutest thing ever. This little old man took our luggage about a 10-minute walk to our hotel. He kept chirping on the way, some of which I understood and some I didn’t. He laughed and giggled, not sure what about, but it was adorable! Once we got to the hotel and checked in we headed straight to the
Grasshopper Coffee Shop across the 
street. Whew!!! Finally!! HERB!! We left there and past by Dam Square where there was a carnival going on. There were lots of rides and tons of junk food. I got the biggest cotton candy ever!! Or, as it’s called over there Sukier Spin. Olivia was in a trance by the array of candy offered and we both dived into the mini churros. YUM!! After a cone of fries the size of Montana we needed some meat and ate a giant brat and hot dog. The next day we got up early and went to Schaans Zaans, a little town about 20 minutes north of Amsterdam. It was an adventure getting there…their train system is screwy. Imagine NYC subway system with the express, local, and Amtrak running on the same tracks. Now take away all the simple letter names and change all of the destinations to words that are nearly unspeakable! We messed up a couple times 
before we figured it all out. Finally we got there. When we got off the train the whole
town smelled like hot chocolate!! It was amazing!! All the little Dutch houses and Dutch people on bikes. It was home to 5 of the 50 working windmills in the area. There was also a clog making house, and pewter maker, diamond cutter, and cheese factory. Corny, I know, but we dug it. PLUS, IT SMELLED LIKE CHOCOLATE!! How could anything go wrong in a town that constantly smelled that way?? Olivia and I stocked up on some delicious cheese. Thanksgiving is coming up and I will be making everything with Dutch cheese from Henri Willig ! We stayed the whole day and walked around. There were sheep, cows, hens, goats, and kitties all around this tiny village. The houses were all green little Dutch cottages in a row and the windmills sat around the edge of the water. We even got to go in one! It was the one that made dyes for things like chalk. It was pretty cool and what made it even better was when we left we got hot chocolate with rum. The shopkeeper promised that it would warm our bellies…. she didn’t lie. 
We ate some savory pancakes and headed back on the train. We spent the rest of the evening making our loop between coffee shops and fries. We had sectioned off the next day for shopping mostly. We both had a little list of stuff that we wanted to buy. I got some tee shirts and a new coat. We both bought a new piece of luggage to take all of out treasures home with us. We spent the evening by taking a Pedi cab to a nearby area called Leidseplein. Where we had some sake, smoked and made our way back to the hotel. By the end of this Amsterdam trip we must have walked 20 miles. I woke up this morning sore and exhausted… now I need a vacation from my vacation!!
